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Don't look at me like that.
If you tune in, you'll be on my channel.
Seriously.
Yabata!
Shibata!
Yabata!
Torito!
Mushimenator!
It's out, it's out!
This video!
Today!
Yes, please!
What!?
This time...
I'll give you something delicious, so do your best!
Yes, do your best!
Do your best!
You're gonna hit me in the head!
Why would you hit me in the head!?
Do your best!
You just hit me!
That's why we're filming this video today.
It's already morning now.
Oh yeah, you're right.
That's what we're doing today.
When people ask you "what is this?"
I think there's a big difference in how much people support you, how much interest you have in you, and how you motivate yourself.
Yeah, I think so too.
If I say "sorry, go ahead" and you say "what?" you'd be like "huh?"
You'd be like "what?"
But you're interested in yourself right now, so you're trying to leave some kind of result and you're like a trash now.
I'm not like a trash!
So, we'd like to find out who motivated you the most out of the five of you.
Yeah.
I think it's a very good ability to motivate people.
I think it's different.
I think it's higher than Ryo-kun's.
If you become a YouTube buddy or something like that, you'll be able to do a lot of things.
That's true.
If you become a YouTube buddy or something like that, you'll be able to do a lot of things.
That's true.
It's like "I don't want to miss it."
It's not good for Yumemaru to be motivated.
That's right.
This time, we're going to challenge you to do the most unmotivated thing in the world.
A constellation.
Wow!
Unmotivated!
It's bad at this stage.
From the moment Yumemaru created it, you can't touch it.
You can't cheer up Yumemaru.
You can't help but raise Yumemaru's motivation.
By the way, if you get a reward or something like that, please do it yourself.
Anything is fine, right?
It's also a verification of who can raise their motivation the most with that kind of thing.
I see.
Instead of that, say "I'll give you 200 million yen! I'll give you 200 million yen!" and do your best.
If you say "No way, it's a scam!"
It's a fraud!
Yes, you'll be caught for fraud, so please do what I said.
I see.
If you say "I'll beat you up!" and if Yumemaru says "Ah!" you'll be caught for fraud.
Yes, you'll be punished for fraud.
I'm sorry, but I feel sorry for Yumemaru.
His voice might be misunderstood and he might be punished for anything.
Yumemaru!
I don't even know what to say.
I think it's better if we don't say anything.
I don't know what to say.
Yumemaru!
Don't be mad!
Why would I be mad? I'm really mad!
For now,
the one who couldn't bring out
their motivation the most is
the punishment game.
Us?
If your score is the lowest,
your buddy will be punished.
Yumemaru,
let's play the punishment game.
Okay.
The one who couldn't bring out their motivation the most
will be punished.
For one month,
the leader of the cheering squad
will dress up.
That's tough!
We're the ones who're having the toughest time.
That's tough!
For one month,
Hachimaki will say "ossu"
instead of "ossu".
He'll say "ossu"
instead of "ossu".
He'll say "ossu" instead of "ossu".
You might think it's easy,
but the order is really important.
That's right.
The one who wins will start.
Let's go!
I don't know yet.
I'll leave it to you!
I'm scared!
When was the last time?
I don't know.
You don't have to say hello.
I'm fine.
You're always in my car.
Did you record me entering?
I'm supposed to be here for five weeks.
That's right.
I've always said I'm fine with anything.
It's that side.
It's this side.
It's that side.
It's this side, isn't it?
I'm not married yet and I haven't had a baby yet.
I see.
You're a single dad.
You've changed a lot.
Life is amazing.
Let's announce the results.
First place, Ryo.
What's your strategy?
My strategy is... I'm sure of it.
I don't remember it.
I thought I'd try to cheer for you.
I did my best to cheer for you.
I'll do my best.
I'll watch the video.
Here's the video.
First place, Ryo.
I'm finally here.
I'll do my best.
I'll shake your heart.
I'll do my best to motivate you.
Let's get started.
Ready, go!
It's started!
It's been a long time since I've seen it.
I don't know what it means to see you like this.
Yeah, right.
But it's worth it for you to work hard.
I think the value depends on how many people need it.
- Right now, millions of people are looking at you. - That's right.
- That's how valuable your constellation is. - I see! It's worth it!
Looking at this constellation,
there are people who laugh at you, and there are people who want you to work hard.
- That's how valuable your constellation is. - I see!
- Wait, wait, wait. - It's okay, it's okay.
- Wait, wait. - Yeah.
- It's okay, it's okay. You can still do it.
- Even if you work hard,
- This hard work is gaining value. - I see.
- Value isn't quality. - Yeah.
- There are many people
- Who think stupid things are lame.
- But, if you're stupid,
- There are times when you're as cool as stupid. - I see.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Yeah! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
- You know, last time... - Yeah?
- When we went outside... - Yeah?
- When we got fat... - Yeah?
- The person involved... - Yeah?
- They took a sick kid, didn't they? - That's right.
- That kid said... - Yeah?
- "Thanks to the therapy, I was able to get through the hospital life." - That's right!
- "I was able to get through the surgery." - Wait a minute! Be quiet! Be quiet!
- Drink it! Drink it! - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
- No! No! - It's okay, wait a minute.
- No! - Wait, wait, I can do it.
- No, it hurts too much! - I can do it, I can do it.
- Wait a minute, seriously! - I can do it!
- No, I'm gonna throw up. - I'm gonna puke.
- It hurts too much and I'm gonna puke.
- You're okay, right? - I'm okay.
- You're okay... - No, I can't do it!
- I'm sorry! - No, I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I'll show you then!
- I'm sorry! - No, I can do it!
- See! - Really!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
Good luck, good luck.
I can't do it!
Thank you!
So, it was 30 minutes and 5 seconds.
Oh, I see.
It's not bad.
I see.
If you react now, you will be caught.
Ryo-kun was good at giving motivation.
He raised me up so that he could save me when I went down.
He did his best, so I don't know if he lost or not.
The second one is me.
I have the same idea as Ryo-san, but I want to praise him.
I want to reward him for his hard work, so I caught a lot of fish.
Imemaru said, "If you want this, you can do it in one minute."
Imemaru supported me.
Here is the video.
Ready, start!
Today, I will do my best.
Imemaru said, "I want this, you can do it in one minute."
I see.
What do you want in one minute?
One minute is easy.
I want Starbucks or something like that.
Starbucks or anything you can drink.
I can order it when we are together.
Okay, two minutes.
I want to eat Gindago.
Okay, you can eat Gindago.
You can eat Gindago while you are in the warehouse.
Start!
This is big.
The price is easy to understand.
Imemaru challenged Gindago, so you can eat it in three minutes.
In three minutes...
I wonder what it is.
It's a beer product in Caldi.
That's a good one.
Beer product.
What do you want in four minutes?
Let's go for snacks.
Tsumakan.
Tsumakan, all kinds.
Are you sure you want all kinds?
Shukrim.
Shukrim?
I don't know.
Misudo.
Ten Misudo.
Okay.
Fruits and vegetables.
That's good.
Tea.
Tea?
Chappa.
Good Chappa.
Do you have Kyusu at home?
I don't have Kyusu.
Okay, I'll drink Kyusu in nine minutes.
Kyusu...
Is it okay?
It's totally fine.
Compared to one month...
I'm not doing my best.
It's like making money.
Oh, I see.
On the contrary, making money gives you human willpower.
This is a correct buff.
Ten minutes.
I don't know if it's a Giffard product or not, but it's a mixed drink.
Yogibo.
You want Yogibo?
Yogibo.
Really?
I want a small one.
A small one.
You don't like a big one.
I don't like it.
A big one is probably a debuff.
Look, Yogibo looks good.
20 minutes!
10 minutes have passed!
10 minutes have passed, but it doesn't matter even if it's a little bigger!
Well, I don't know, but a pinball table!
A pinball table!?
A mat that you can put in the gym.
Oh, something that doesn't slip.
That's right, it's like a rubber mat.
What is it?
It's a bike seat that you can put in the gym.
Hahaha, you want that?
That!
It's expensive!
I don't know, I don't know!
Then let's make it 25 minutes!
25 minutes!
30 minutes!
Running machine!
Do you want a running machine?
You want a running machine, right?
No, I may not be able to do it anymore.
No, let's do our best for three minutes!
Whaaaaaaaaaaat!
Oh no!
By the way, if you go up to 26 and a half minutes, you will feel a little more like a motorcycle.
No, I'll do my best, but I'm tired!
You can do it!
Just...
Just... a little more...
Just endure it for 45 seconds!
You can do it! You can do it!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
You don't want me to stop, do you?
Oh!
- Are you going for it? - Wait!
Please let me go as far as I can...
It's a double!
I'm sorry!
Okay, my result is...
26 minutes and 41 seconds!
Yeah!
Both of you won!
I won!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Your position is great!
When you reach your limit, things end right away.
You don't need them anymore.
That's true.
Yeah.
I'll give you an excuse to quit.
I don't need this, so let me do it.
It's important.
It's like you're giving each minute a reason to quit.
That's right.
Even so, you did your best to do it.
I took a picture of you.
What?!
I took a picture of you.
That's amazing!
It looks painful.
That's tough.
Okay, I don't know who will be number three.
I'm number three!
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
I predicted that this would happen, so...
I want to have fun and spend time together.
I want to play the guitar.
I see.
I want to listen to requests.
I see.
You're like a dad.
Yeah, I'm like a dad.
You're like a son.
I see.
Let's go to the VTR.
Okay, let's go to the VTR.
Hello!
Oh, hello.
I heard you're going to quit.
It's been about six months.
I don't know why I have to quit.
Yeah, me neither.
Can I ask you something first?
Sure.
Do you have a favorite song or song?
Oh, a song?
The first song that comes to mind is...
"Wazard".
"Wazard"?
Don't lose!
It's this song!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Ready, go!
It's started!
It's started.
Well, I'm going to go eat.
Well, I don't care about it at all at first.
This constellation is...
What's up? What's up?
What? Why are you taking off your pants?
I don't like it.
Because you're doing your best.
No, I don't like it.
I'll train my physique, too.
But I'm like this...
While looking this way...
No, wait a minute.
I really don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
I'm a little nervous.
Huh? Isn't it fast?
Oh, I'm surprised.
It's weird for you to say that.
It's coming.
It's coming!
It's coming.
Isn't it fast?
Well, well, well...
It's like a little weirdness is coming.
Think about it carefully.
That's right.
Your physique...
It's worn out.
No, it's not worn out.
Your shoes were down a lot just now.
What are you talking about?
What?
You're hiding it.
You said "don't lose."
Let's sing together.
Yeah.
Let's sing together.
Hey, isn't that a little too much?
Let's try it.
Shall we sing?
I can't sing.
Oh, you can't sing.
I can't sing like that, either.
It's empty.
It's fast.
I'm just saying.
You want to know it?
I think nothing is happy.
I can't go back to the night of nothing.
You really look like you're having a great time now.
I sang "anything is fine"
Seriously, anything is fine for now.
Okay, let's raise our voices, let's raise our voices!
Let's shout out loud!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Okay, okay!
- Ah, I can't do it! - Ah, I can't do it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Look at me!
Wait a minute, look at me.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
- This is bad, this is really bad! - Wait, wait, wait!
Look at me!
Let me show you that I can do it!
Stop it...No, absolutely not...
- Ah, I can't do it! - Absolutely not!
Stop it, stop it, wait!
Look at me, look at me, look at me!
Look at me! It's for real!
It's for real! For real!
- Ah! - Wait, wait, wait!
- Ah! - Nooo, no!
Please stop!
- I can't do it! - How can you not catch it?
24 minutes, 7 seconds.
- Oh! - Wow!
- This is great! - They freed us!
Before we show you the video we prepared,
we couldn't find it at all.
We were like, "Where did the pie go?"
We kept saying, "There is pie!"
But we couldn't find it at all.
It's been about two minutes and we're like, "No way!"
But you said, "There is pie!"
So we thought it might be a scam.
There is pie!
But you really have it?
Toshimitsu started working out,
but we were both in pain.
It was so annoying.
It's always chaotic.
There is pie!
It's me. Me, Kimemaru, and Ryo have been working hard on the track for a long time, so we're used to it.
The reason we worked hard is not for cheering or anything like that, but for the presence of friends who run side by side in the same track and in the same lane.
I thought we had to do it together, so we worked side by side.
Also, as a hidden theme, I couldn't say it on the spot, but when there are people behind me rather than in front of me, I can't do my best when I hear "behind me, ha, ha, ha," so I tried to make a sad face next to Yumemaru as much as possible than in my current state.
"Yes, it's dangerous, it's really dangerous, it's really dangerous," I said. It was really bad, but I'm going to exaggerate it and show you.
"Can you say it normally?" "If you say it yourself, you can't protect it anymore. With VTR."
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Hayate) Now, Shibayu-san.
Shibayu-san)Yes!
Hayate) The strategy is...
Shibayu-san)That's my strategy.
Shibayu-san)Contrary to Mushi-san.
Shibayu-san) 4733!
Hayate) What potatoes !!
Hayate) It's ok?
Shibayu-san).]nasty!
Shibayu-san) it is!
Hayate) 4733!
Shibayu-san) First, give the innocent person a penalty game ticket...
Hayate) lol
Hayate) Wow!
Hayate) Shut up!
Shibayu-san) If you make this number, it will be canceled.
Hayate) I see.
Hayate) After all!
Yeah, yeah.
But if we lose all of the boxes, we'll definitely quit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll never know how far we'll go.
This VTR is fun, isn't it?
It is.
It's done.
VTR!
Thank you!
Yumemaru!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
It's my turn now.
Yes, it is.
It's finally over.
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?!
At this moment, you have the right to do what is written here after the poll is over.
First of all, I'll give you information about your penalty game.
First of all, you'll get a butt-butt, 50,000 yen fine, your game name will be "daruma-jizo" for a week, and you'll do anything for your opponent.
I see. But I can't do it for 20 minutes, can I?
Sure.
Oh, no.
You still have a chance.
You'll post on Twitter every month and your first impression will be "idol" for two weeks.
Don't be stupid!
What is "?"
It's right here.
Oh, I see.
You don't know what it is.
Oh, I see.
Lastly...
You'll smoke cigarettes for a week!
Oh, man.
You're crazy.
You're forced to do it.
You smoke cigarettes for a meal?
And you have 40 minutes.
Here's what you'll do.
You'll give Shibayu a cigarette.
You'll choose something and say, "Do it yourself."
Oh, I see.
You'll give him a cigarette and give him a cigarette for 50 minutes.
What is it?
I'll put a gun in it.
Are you sure you can do it?
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
If you don't do it, you'll get kicked in the butt.
If you hold out for five minutes, you'll get kicked in the butt.
Hey, hey, hey.
You...
What?
If you quit now, you'll be a cheerleader for a month.
What?
You...
Are you sure you can do it?
I'll take it all.
You'll get kicked in the butt, too.
I hate you.
You're crazy!
I don't know why I'm doing this.
You...
You're so mischievous.
Stop it. I want you to return to the cheering squad.
Stop it!
I thought it would be better for you to go back to Shibuya.
It's okay, but you're not going to accept this.
Yeah, it's okay.
I've always been able to accept it.
I see.
Then stop it!
Do it now!
Five minutes have passed.
Oh! Five minutes have passed!
I see.
Blood bat.
Five minutes have passed.
Let's release it.
Hey!
Well...
It seems like ten minutes have passed.
That means...
I'll release you for five thousand yen.
After this penalty game...
Six...
Five thousand yen will float and you'll be happy?
I can stop anytime.
Take the penalty game.
I don't like it.
If I let go of you here, you'll take the penalty.
Don't do that!
Don't think about creative things!
I can see such fun things!
What?
It's fun...
Your pride...
Honor...
A lot of things...
Getting hurt...
Getting tired...
Fifteen minutes have passed.
That means...
The game name will be dull for a week.
This will disappear.
You did a good job.
Stop it!
Can I stop?
Can I take the penalty?
You'll take the penalty.
From the point you brought the penalty...
No, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Don't worry about the cheerleader in this constellation now!
You're just a constellation machine!
Just think about yourself in front of you!
By the way, what is "play"?
Something you're not interested in at all...
For example...
If you say you're going to the aquarium...
You have to come with me!
No way! That's great!
Sounds like fun!
Bring me something really boring!
Something really boring!
I'm bored, too!
What? Are you bored, too?
No, it's fine!
If you're suffering, anything is fine!
Go to the Parliamentary Bureau!
Go there!
Go to court!
That's great!
Go there!
I'm really interested in it!
You're making me laugh!
Sorry!
I'm done with this show!
No, wait a minute!
I got it!
Hey, wait a minute!
What is it? What should I do?
This one is gone now.
It's gone.
I'm done with this one, so I'm quitting!
Fine! Wait a minute!
I'm done with it!
Wait a minute!
I quit!
I'm done with it!
Do you have any comments?
No! No!
Can I change this?
Can I change it?
I'll give one to Shibayu!
I'll give one of these for 30 minutes!
You'll give me one for 30 minutes!?
I'm fine with it!
It's really painful!
I have a sorrowful feeling, but...
I'm going to say "?"
what an idiot
Idiot!!!!
We have the flip board here too.
The prank was a big success!
What!?
I wanna eat it now!
What's up with this guy!?
Okay, so...
I'll announce the time!
20 minutes and 36 seconds!
What!?
Which one?
Isn't it 28 seconds?
20 minutes and 28 seconds!
There's 8 seconds left!
That's crazy!
There's 8 seconds left!
What's up with this guy!?
I wanna eat it now!
Well, from a person who has been smoking for a week and not for a month, it's easier.
Well, it's easier.
If this constellation is chasing me, I'll take it.
I'll take it!
There are also places where I was a little unlucky.
Well, it's been a month of waiting for Tetsuya- san's costume game!
Yes!
No, I have it, so I'm not good at it.
What? Do you have it too?
I have it.
Right?
It's like this.
Oh, oh, oh.
It seems like you have a sense of it, like "we" and stuff like that.
Isn't it better to wait?
Isn't it?
I think it's different.
I've never cheered for you.
I've never been on a bench before.
What is that?
Really, in the end, I cheered for you and lost, so I have no regrets!
Well, finally, everyone who is watching this video and Tokai-yan, I would like you to send me a little hot air and I will end this video.
Yes!
Tokai-yan!
Time of playing! Topped the 16 hour chart!
From now on too, I swear on filming videos with all my strength!
Hmm? The teacher is here치다.
We will support that tendency!
Wow, you're pretty great.
Hure!
Oh!
Nen!
Ah!
Hure! Hidden!
Oh! Aha!
Hurray!
I'm so sick of you.